Meet The Sex Toys

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If sex toys could talk, how would they introduce themselves?

Illustration of Dildo.

Dildo

Fave Emoji: 🌶

Star Sign: Aries

Hey babe, I can’t wait to be inside you. Use me alone or pop me into a strap-on for hands-free partner play. Find me in flesh tones or in every color of the rainbow if that "realistic dick" look isn’t for you.

Illustration of Vibrator.

Vibrator

Fave Emoji: 🔥

Star Sign: Gemini

Good 👏🏾 vibes 👏🏾 only. Perhaps the most truly vers of all my pals, I can be used by anyone, all over your body. Sometimes I’m feeling cute and casual, as a discreet little battery-powered lipstick vibe, and sometimes I’m ready to rumble as the classic magic wand. Rub a dub dub, get a waterproof version for some fun in the tub.

Illustration of Butt Plug.

Butt Plug

Fave Emoji: 🍑

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere. I fancy myself as being rather inclusive – everyone’s got a butt, after all. I come in many sizes depending on how thiccc you like your penetration and how much anal experience you have. Find me in low tech silicone models or vibrating versions to really get your gears going. Remember, I’ve gotta have a flared base, or I might get lost inside you.

Illustration of Cock Ring.

Cock Ring

Fave Emoji: 🍆

Star Sign: Virgo

Will you be my main squeeze? I up the pleasure for people with penises by increasing the blood flow, which can make for stronger erections and more intense orgasms. Need I say more? Oh and if you want, I can vibrate, which can be a lot of fun for both you and your partner.

Illustration of Kitty Whip.

Kitty Whip

Fave Emoji: 😈

Star Sign: Scorpio

I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it. I’m a great intro for those new to BDSM and am known for adding a little power and pain play into your regularly scheduled programming. I’m good for caressing, tickling, and of course, a good hard smack on the ass. Use me with my friends blindfold and handcuffs to turn things up a notch.

Illustration of Lube.

Lube

Fave Emoji: 💦

Star Sign: Cancer

Slippery when wet. I’m best friends with everyone because I like to let things slide. I come in flavors, in water or aloe based (for skin-to-skin, condoms, and toys), long-lasting and hypoallergenic silicone-based (for skin-to-skin and condoms) or oil-based (for skin-to-skin).